- “I think I’m coming down with something.”
- “Do you want to help me make some mulled wine?”
- “Bah Humbug.”
- “All I want for Christmas is you.”
- “Well, I guess we’re right under the mistletoe!”
- “I wish I got someone else for Secret Santa…”
- “It’s snowing outside!”
- “We need to hide the presents.”
- “I burnt my hand trying to roast chestnuts.”
- “Wake up, I want my presents.”
- “I am not dressing up as an elf again…”
- "Get out from under the tree!”
- “That’s the cutest snow angel I’ve ever seen.”
- “Do you know any carols?”
- “Your hands are freezing don’t touch me!”
- “Do we really have to spend Christmas with them?”
- “Nice sweater…”
- “You’re so warm, don’t move.”
- “That snowball went right in my ear.”
- “We can’t share a scarf- what do you think you’re doing?!”
- “But it’s cold outside.”
- “I don’t understand how me dressing up as a present benefits anyone…”
- “Stay still, I can’t reach the top of the tree!”
- “You smell like cinnamon.”
- “I think my teeth have frostbite.”
- “I’m going to be late, the roads are icy.”
- “You look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer.”
- “Come back here- you’re not leaving without your coat.”
- “You’re leaving out cookies and milk to encourage an old fat man to break into our house?”
- “I think I got some tinsel up my nose.”
- ❝ I have a plan. ❞
- ❝ What percentage of a plan do you have? ❞
- ❝ Who put the sticks up their butts? ❞
- ❝ Metaphors go over his head. ❞
- ❝ Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it. ❞
- ❝ That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. ❞
- ❝ You just wanna suck the joy out of everything. ❞
- ❝ If I had a blacklight, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. ❞
- ❝ I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die among by my friends. ❞
- ❝ Ain’t no thing like me, except me! ❞
- ❝ Normal people don’t even think about eating someone else, much less, that person having to be grateful for it. ❞
- ❝ A bunch of jackasses standing in a circle. ❞
- ❝ We’re just like Kevin Bacon. ❞
- ❝ I am Groot. ❞
- ❝ I like your knife. I’m keeping it. ❞
- ❝ Oh, what the hell. I don’t got that long a lifespan anyway. ❞
- ❝ Quit smiling you idiot, you’re supposed to be a professional. ❞
- ❝ They got my dick message! ❞
- ❝ Dance-off, bro. Me and you. ❞
- ❝ You’ve got the best eyebrows in the business. ❞
- ❝ I am not a princess! ❞
- ❝ Well, I didn’t ask to get made! ❞
- ❝ I didn’t ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster! ❞
- ❝ I’m only interested in the simple things… like how much this is going to hurt! ❞
- ❝ Fine, but I can’t promise when all of this is over I’m not going to kill every last one of you jerks. ❞
- ❝ See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends! ❞
This… could hurt.
i want this, but i don’t want the pain
- As a writer, who is your biggest inspiration?
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❝ On your left. ❞
❝ Don’t say it. Don’t you say it. ❞
❝ Need a medic? ❞
❝ You should be ashamed of yourself. ❞
❝ It’s your bed, right? ❞
❝ You must miss the good old days, huh? ❞
❝ I’ll put it on the list. ❞
❝ I’m sure they have a good reason. ❞
❝ Relax, it’s not that complicated. ❞
❝ You doing anything fun Saturday night? ❞
❝ You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she’d probably say yes. ❞
❝ Too shy, or too scared? ❞
❝ You seemed pretty helpless without me. ❞
❝ You want to be a hero? Is that it? ❞
❝ Well, this is awkward. ❞
❝ I think that’s overstating things. ❞
❝ You just can’t stop yourself from lying, can you? ❞
❝ I’m not obliged to do anything. ❞
❝ It’s called compartmentalisation. ❞
❝ Nobody spills the secrets, because nobody knows them all. ❞
❝ I do share. I’m nice like that. ❞
❝ I thought the punishment usually came after the crime. ❞
❝ We can’t afford to wait that long. ❞
❝ This isn’t freedom, this is fear. ❞
❝ For as long as I can remember, I just wanted to do what was right. ❞
❝ You’re always so dramatic. ❞
❝ The world has changed, and none of us can go back. ❞
❝ Sometimes the best that we can do is to start over. ❞
❝ I’m here to ask a favor. ❞
❝ You lose someone? ❞
❝ What makes you happy? ❞
❝ If you want, you’re welcome to use my machine. Might be cheaper than the one in the basement. ❞
❝ Well, I’ll keep my distance. ❞
❝ I don’t remember giving you a key. ❞
❝ My wife kicked me out. ❞
❝ I didn’t know you were married. ❞
❝ There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me. ❞
❝ You’re a terrible liar. ❞
❝ He told me not to trust anyone. ❞
❝ Anyone gets in my way, they’re gonna regret it. ❞
❝ It kind of feels personal. ❞
❝ I only act like I know everything. ❞
❝ I’m not gonna ask you again. ❞
❝ Bye-bye, bikinis. ❞
❝ First rule of going on the run is don’t run, walk. ❞
❝ My fiancé was just helping me with some honeymoon destinations. ❞
❝ I have the exact same glasses. ❞
❝ Shut up and put your arm around me. Laugh at something I said. ❞
❝ Kiss me. ❞
❝ Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. ❞
❝ I just wondered how much practice you’ve had. ❞
❝ Nobody special, though? ❞
❝ Believe it or not, it’s kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience. ❞
❝ You just make something up. ❞
❝ The truth is a matter of circumstance. ❞
❝ That’s a tough way to live. ❞
❝ You know, it’s kind of hard to trust someone, when you don’t know who that someone really is. ❞
❝ Who do you want me to be? ❞
❝ Who’s the girl? ❞
❝ You need anything before I leave? ❞
❝ Want some milk? ❞
❝ I thought I knew whose lies I was telling, but I guess I can’t tell the difference anymore. ❞
❝ There’s a chance you might be in the wrong business. ❞
❝ If it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it? ❞
❝ I hear the crab cakes here are delicious. ❞
❝ That is a terrible, terrible idea. ❞
❝ I wasn’t sure who to trust. ❞
❝ Your work has been a gift to mankind. ❞
❝ You shaped the century. ❞
❝ Society’s at a tipping point between order and chaos. ❞
❝ If you don’t do your part, I can’t do mine. ❞
❝ See, it’s stuff like this that gives me trust issues. ❞
❝ I just kind of wanted to be alone. ❞
❝ We can put the couch cushions on the floor like when we were kids. ❞
❝ I’m with you to the end of the line, pal. ❞
❝ I don’t know if I can do that. ❞
❝ I think it’s time you know the truth. ❞
❝ The price of freedom is high. ❞
❝ Did you write that down first, or was it off the top of your head? ❞
❝ You smug son of a bitch. ❞
❝ I’m sorry, did I step on your moment? ❞
❝ Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are? ❞
❝ Did you get my flowers? ❞
❝ You’re the best and the most ruthless person I ever met. ❞
❝ You know, you’re a lot heavier than you look. ❞
❝ I had a big breakfast. ❞
❝ Please don’t make me do this. ❞
❝ Unless you want a two-inch hole in your sternum, I’d put that gun down. ❞
❝ This is gonna hurt. ❞
❝ Man, shut the hell up. ❞
❝ You know, there was a time I would’ve taken a bullet for you. ❞
❝ You’re out of your depth, kid. ❞
❝ I’m not gonna fight you. ❞
❝ You’re my friend. ❞
❝ You’re not going to put me in a prison. ❞
❝ You’ll know where to find me. ❞
❝ I’m headed to Europe tonight, Wanted to ask if you’d come. ❞
❝ You might not want to pull on that thread. ❞
❝ This is the age of miracles. ❞
❝ There’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. ❞